I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm passing your future prison.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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