I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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