No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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