He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
The adults are the big ones right?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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