I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
should my penis look like a turkey
i want to swaddle you in tequila
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Still dying that you shit outside
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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