about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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