I am puke
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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