oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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