People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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