week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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