I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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