i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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