I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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