i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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