fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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