She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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