We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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