Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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