i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
These tits shall not be calmed
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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