Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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