It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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