He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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