real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You are a genius and a whore.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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