I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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