This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
