i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Everclear isn't food dammit
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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