omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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