It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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