Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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