my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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