I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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