She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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