There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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