google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
