let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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