How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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