try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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