And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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