TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
