In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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