I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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