Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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