I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize