he puts the penis in happiness.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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