miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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