Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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