last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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