you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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