You just made me feel so damn special
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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