I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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