I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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