i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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