it was like his penis was on wheels.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
