So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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